Have you or someone you know has lost their butthole?
You dont need a butthole to be a star!
We are all poop havers at the end of the day! Here at drawmeabutthole.com, we are inclusive of all kinds of buttholes. You can have a regular butthole, a stoma butthole, or both!
Are you or someone you know grieving the loss of a butthole? Have you unexpectedly gotten an ileostomy or colostomy or anything in between?
You can order a condolence butthole or even a congratulations butthole! It is special that buttholes can exist in all forms! You can decide if you are excited about it or grieve about it or both! Just let me know and I will send a free drawing of your choice.
The only rule is, that this is an ostomy from my imagination, it is not my ostomy or your ostomy that I am drawing. Please see FAQ
Do you want an ostomy butthole? Email Butthole McGee at drawmeabutthole@gmail.com to request your free butthole or stoma today!
Pros and Cons of Ostomies
Reasons why having an ostomy is great
-group poops anywhere
-your butthole is bigger than other peoples' buttholes
-You can see it more
-melodious farts
Reasons why having an ostomy is bad
-too much street cred
-everyone is jealous and you will have haters
-more likely to become a member of golden corral
Did you know...
The artificial butthole is called a stoma
Ostomy poop is called output but you can call it poop if you want
Ostomies can make fart noises but they can be more melodious than butthole farts
Sometimes broccoli makes ostomy farts
You cannot control when poop comes out, it just happens!