My Story
>Be me
>March 2025
>29 y/o F
>Lurking on the bowels of Chatroulette
>Usual comedic routines not cutting it
>Need to be creative
>Opens drawer, sees crayons and paper
>What should I draw
>Meets Brian and random guy with russian hat and guitar
>Is singing songs and being depressed
>Drawing self portraits of new friends, practically identical
>My heart feeling inspired, magic blooming
>brilliance flinging in the air, brown, pink, tan, color everywhere
>I am Banksy of Chatroulette
>Holds up image
>ROFL its a butthole
>Offers to send it in the mail
>Offer accepted
>Two people, one butthole-It is a fight
>Relax, I can draw another
>Realizes buttholes in high demand
>Brian receives butthole in 3-5 business days
>Russian hat man did not get any butthole, he is not even russian
>The return address was to my former doorman, hope he is ok
>Remembers story for days
>Be one month later
>Usual comedy routine not hitting the spot
>Remembers butthole
>Meets gentleman, would you like a butthole
>No thank you
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>Growing creative needs, must make art
>I am resilient, I am strong , prevail is only option
>Meets chatroulette guy on mountain
>Sir can I interest you in 1 butthole drawing
>He is skeptrigued (intrigued, skeptical)
>tell me more
>Draws butthole, is impressed with art
>is okay with general delivery
>butthole is free, great deal
>Need to walk to the mailbox to be discrete
> mailman cannot know I am butthole girl
>3 days pass
>Too lazy to walk to the mailbox
>customer is climbing down mountain, have to be quick!!!
>2 days pass, is too late to send butthole
>Even put a Jesus sticker to rectify drawing
>Stuck with butthole drawing, need to share the wealth
>Finds random guy on chatroulette
>need help asap!!! Not much time! help me get rid of butthole plz
>Guy works 25 hrs /day, enables my antics, gives confidence, restores faith in self. Will call him Joe
>we will get rid of it in time
>I think I will register my business website
> draws link on paper, shares on Chatroulette
> I will attract customers from examples of drawings
>Gets banned 5 times, ran out of emails to register
>Pays 7.99 to unban
>New chatroulette man making duck tape art
>says I will not get banned on 3 way chat to advertize
>Continues to advertize but banned for 24 hrs, is he liar????!
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>Need a memorable name, can no longer advertise by paper
>Fans need to know where to go
>How did nobody register drawmeabutthole.com??
>God brought me here
>Was searching for purpose
>Found purpose in butthole
>Life=gift, appreciate ur butthole
>End