Psychic Butthole

Have you ever wondered what lies ahead for your butthole? Our goal with this section of the website is to introduce you to the ancient practice of Anomancy.

Anomancy is a long-forgotten art that allows you to connect with your body and intuition through your own butthole. Unlock the mysteries of the universe by exploring the folds of your being and the wisdom of your butt. Push past the cheeks of ignorance and awaken your butt’s eye with Asstrology. Anomancy provides a transcendent experience and deep ANALysis, helping you uncover the profound meaning of existence and the purpose of being through the lens of your butt's eye.