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McGee Law 

Penal Law 

Consolidated Laws of McGee Penal Cold

Penal Law Code 

Part 1 General Provisions 

Definitions
TITLE A
Articles 1-10
      Article 1 "Butthole club"  
                  Section 1.00 "Butthole Club" is elusive because butthole club
                                            cannot be discussed
      Article 2 "Skid Mark"
                  Section 1.00 Raccoons are not permitted to leave skid marks on the driveway of residential properties.
                                          Raccoon is a grayish-brown American mammal that has a foxlike face with a black mask and a ringed tail
                                          Skid mark is a fecal stain
                                          Driveway is a driveway is a private vehicular path connecting a public road/highway to private property (home, garage, parking),
                                                          defined by local codes that specify dimensions (width, angles, sightlines), maintenance responsibilities, and rules for access,
                                                          ensuring it's for private use and doesn't obstruct public streets, with definitions varying slightly by jurisdiction (e.g., NY law
                                                          considers parking lot entrances as driveways). 
                                          Residential property the place you physically live (your abode or dwelling), while "domicile" or "legal residence" is your permanent,
                                                          intended home, with the key difference being intent; you can have multiple residences but only one legal domicile,
                                                          which determines your state taxes, voting rights, and legal jurisdiction, established through actions like getting a driver's license,
                                                          registering to vote, and filing taxes in a specific state
      Article 3
      Article 4
      Article 5
      Article 6
      Article 7
      Article 8
      Article 9
      Article 10
Sections 1.00-10.00

Defenses
TITLE B
Articles 15-20
        15. Do not talk about the "butthole club."
        16. Raccoons are not permitted to leave skid marks on the driveway of residential properties.   
Section 15.00-20.25

Principles of  Criminal Liability
TITLE C
Articles 25-40
Sections 25.00-10.15

Part 2 Sentences
TITLE E
Articles 55-85
Section 55.00-85.15

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